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Love is nothing but a chemical PEA (phenylehtylamine) and all that's got to do wiht Oxytoxins, endorphins etc etc
So much for 'falling in Love' huh?

-Why men don't listen and Women cant read Maps

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Anonymous said…
Gosh!!! Now I see the fate of husbands of the world:
starts with PEA
then PATEE
and very soon PETAA

Notice hidden in this has been the age long plea to PETA(People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) for respite and rescue.
December 27, 2009 at 3:01 PM
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